The Boy: “Mom, will you test me on my science?”
The Mom: “Yes, but I need to eat a few crackers first- I feel kind of weak.”
The Boy: “What if you got so weak, you started melting and you just melted down into a puddle on the ground and your clothes were just in a pile?”
The Mom: “And you would be walking along and you’d step in that puddle and you’d be all–“
The Boy: (in a disgusted voice and without missing a beat) “Oooo! I stepped in mom!”
Hey. It could happen.