Here is the boy, celebrating his victory over his mom in Monopoly.
His very FIRST game of Monopoly.
Yes, on the day that he asked, “Mom, will you teach me to play Monopoly?”, he totally beat me. He landed on one of my silly properties once and I said, “Ha! You owe me $12 rent!”, thinking maybe I had a chance left. The boy said, as he counted out that $12, “Mom. It’s really not that much since I’m basking in all this money.”
Yes, he DID really say that: basking.
Ya know, I think I’m in trouble here.
Send help. Please.