The husband and I are having a conversation. I am referring to something I remembered him saying in the last week.
The Husband: “I did not say that!”
The Wife: “Yes you did! You always do that! You say you didn’t say something I KNOW you said! Then I feel like I’m going crazy!”
The Husband: “Honey. I can’t remember what I said an hour ago. Why would I remember ANYTHING you said I said?”
The Wife: “And why am I JUST learning this after 14 years?!”
And then? We both just laughed.